Mimi Asnes is a little bit loony, and is known for being in more than one place at the same time.

She is also very short, and likes being short, a lot, in fact. She thinks people who like to stand next to her in order to feel taller have some issues they should work on with a qualified professional.

Mimi does a fair amount of acting, directing, and light design, and will forever worship at the shrine of the light god Dave.

She was last seen playing Rose, a very nice psycho, in Mastrosimone's The Woolgatherer opposite another worship-worthy Dave.

You may also have seen Mimi speaking Arabic, working at the now defunct Upstairs at the Pudding (damn you, Harvard), dealing cocaine, and running the Boston Marathon.

A prize to whomever can tell which ONE of the above is a blatant lie.