emily halpern has worked on some shows, knows a little about theatre, and likes david mamet a whole lot.

she also has a dog named dylan.

but enough about that.

are you interested in magical kingdoms, car chases, firemen, elves, futuristic transportation devices, and horses?

well none of these things are in oleanna.

but it is still a really good play.

plus, after seeing oleanna you will develop the ability to shoot laser beams out of your eyes.

no, you won't be able to do that.